Friday, November 30, 2012

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Thursday, November 22, 2012

Thankful for facebook friends quote

Thankful for facebook friends quote


Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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Thanksgiving Dinner Wine funny facebook quote

Thanksgiving dinner wine funny facebook quote


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Happy Thanksgiving all :-)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

12 Days of Christmas funny facebook status update

12 Days of Christmas funny facebook status update

Loved this one LOL


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Monday, November 12, 2012

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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Simple home remedy funny facebook status joke

Simple home remedy funny facebook status joke

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:




1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT





Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Facebook friends are important quote

Facebook friends are important quote


I loved this one. I know that my facebook friends have become such an important part of my life :-)

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