If the telemarketer starts out by asking, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died and my best friend has cancer.
If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
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