You ever just casually scroll Facebook and suddenly see:

“People You May Know.”

And you’re like…

Wait. 🤨

I DO know them.

Or at least I thought I did. 😂

Apparently Facebook has also taken on the responsibility of notifying us when someone quietly deletes us.

No email.
No exit interview.
No two-week notice.

Just Facebook casually sliding their picture across your screen like:

“Soooo… funny story.” 👀😂

And then comes the internal investigation.

Did they delete me?
When did this happen?
Was there an incident?
Have I been unknowingly unfriended since Easter?!

Listen, people clean up their friends lists. People grow apart. Sometimes Facebook glitches.

And sometimes… you got deleted. 🤷‍♀️😂

Either way, don't take it too personally.

Not everybody is meant to have permanent front-row access to your life.

But Facebook…

Next time, could you maybe ease me into the betrayal instead of announcing it between a crockpot recipe and somebody's vacation pictures?

Damn. 😂