Some funny facebook status updates for a Monday

This first one is how I felt this morning :-) Here are some funnies for a Monday Enjoy

Hope that you enjoyed. Don't forget to check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted for some good laughs
Here is the link

Just some more random funny stuff for facebook Enjoy :-)

Here are some funnies for your Thursday.

Hope you enjoyed. MMMMMM Can you smell it? It's almost Friday YEAH!!

A day without laughter is a day wasted. Check out the first 100 that I posted for a nice laugh tonight. Here is the link (as your time is valuable and I don't want you wasting time hunting around :-)

Some more funny facebook status updates for humpday :-)

Dear Spongebob:
You live in bikini bottom, and your super absorbant.
Face it. Your a tampon

Hope you enjoyed. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Check out the main page of the blog for a bunch of funny stuff to share on your own facebook wall. Here is the link
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Spring Forward Facebook Funnies

Here are a few cute ones for Spring Forward Day Enjoy

Hope you remembered to set your clocks forward today.

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Thank God it's Friday- Here are some Friday Funnies :-)

Thank God it's Friday :-)
Here are some funnies for your friday Enjoy!

Have a great weekend fellow facebook lovers.

Don't forget to go back to the main page of the blog and save to your favorites or bookmark to come back and visit. Don't spend your valuable time searching the internet for funny stuff to put on your facebook page. I post funny stuff on this blog frequently for your enjoyment. Here is the link back to the main page. Again, your time is valuable and a day without laughter is a day wasted :-)

Sorry I missed yesterday :-( Got crazy busy so here you go today

Happy hump day facebook lovers- One step closer to the weekend YEAH!! Here goes a few funnies for the night

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Some funny toilet facebook status updates for today

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A day without laughter is a day wasted

Your daily dose of humor I love fridays and I love facebook :-)

OK- It's finally here FRIDAY!!! Here is some random funny stuff for facebook to kick off your weekend. Hope you enjoy :-) Have a great weekend fellow facebook lovers.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience ... well, that comes from poor judgment

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Funny facebook status updates for today

Well it's almost Friday YEAH!! (and a 3 day weekend for President's Day :-)

Here are some funnies for the day

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does?

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

Hope you enjoyed- Link back to the main page and browse around for hundreds of more funny facebook status updates Here is the link

Humpday Humpday YEAH!! Funny facebook status updates for humpday!!

When she came home I had laid a trail of roses to the bedroom...I had candles lit everywhere, jazz playing in the background and wine chilling with me waiting for her in my robe...now the next thing I need to do is introduce myself

says don't you hate it when you miss a call by the last ring, but when you immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail? What did the person do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

doesn't understand what the fascination is with Camping...You work hard all year to pay your Mortgage/Rent, only to spend your vacation pretending you're Homeless

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Funny facebook status update for the day

It's Tuesday 40% of the work week finished (for those of us that work the whole 9 to 5, Monday thru Friday work week :-) Here is some funny stuff for facebook for the day Enjoy

Success is like a fart. It only bothers others when it is not their own

If you enjoyed, don't forget to read the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted.
Here is the link

Funny Sunday Humor- Funniest facebooks pages are the best

It's always great to visit someone's facebook page who always has some humor posted on it. It can be like an internet carnival.

Keep your facebook page updated with funny stuff!!

Here are a few for the day:

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated

and a little Maxine for you. I LOVE Maxine. Whenever I feel down, I just google search funny maxine jokes and it cheers me up. A day without laughter is a day wasted

If you want to really laugh, check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted. Here is the link

Different types of people on facebook

Just had to post this one. How true it is?? :-) enjoy

(Just click on picture to enlarge :-)

If you enjoyed this one, don't forget to check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted- Here is the link

Who says facebook friends aren't real friends

Who says Facebook friends aren't real friends?..... They enjoy seeing you on line everyday..... Miss you when you're not there..... Send condolences when you lose a loved one..... Send you wishes on your birthday..... Enjoy the photos you post..... Put a smile on your face when you're down..... Make you laugh when you feel like crying...... Re-post if you are grateful for your Facebook friends

For some good giggles for today, don't forget to check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted- Below is the link to that post
100 Funny Facebook Status Updates

Funny Facebook Status Update for today TGIF!!!

This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend.

Here is the link to the first 100 I posted
100 Funny Facebook Status Updates

Read the first 100 for some reading enjoyment :-)

Just another random funny facebook status

The scariest moment in your life....when you go number 2 in someone else's bathroom and it flushes slowly so you don't know if you clogged it or not.

Funny facebook status update for the day - Enjoy

LMFAO, ROFL, LOL and you are clearly just sitting there, emotionless as a robot

Funny facebook status stuff for the day

Just some funny stuff to put on your facebook status

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag (Bet I know where all your minds were going with this one LOL)

and in honor of Martin Luther King Jr today- Here's an inspirational quote to put on your facebook

Facebook is the home for everyone that is crazy LOL

I think this one sums it up for the day LOL

Time for some new Funny Facebook Status Ideas

OK- So December was such a super busy month. I wasn't on the computer as much to post my funny stuff for facebook. I was hardly on facebook at all
:-( I missed it

That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious!

More to come- Stay tuned