Funny Facebook Status Update for today TGIF!!!

This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend.

Here is the link to the first 100 I posted
100 Funny Facebook Status Updates

Read the first 100 for some reading enjoyment :-)

Just another random funny facebook status

The scariest moment in your life....when you go number 2 in someone else's bathroom and it flushes slowly so you don't know if you clogged it or not.

Funny facebook status update for the day - Enjoy

LMFAO, ROFL, LOL and you are clearly just sitting there, emotionless as a robot

Just a random facebook funny

For many other laughs, check out the main page of the blog
Here is the link to the main page

Funny Facebook Status for the Day

I told my children that I never want to be in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
So they unplugged my computer and poured out my wine

Funny facebook status stuff for the day

Just some funny stuff to put on your facebook status

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag (Bet I know where all your minds were going with this one LOL)

and in honor of Martin Luther King Jr today- Here's an inspirational quote to put on your facebook

Just an Inspirational quote for Facebook for the Day