Sunday, October 30, 2011

Funny Facebook Status Update for the Day

OK, so as promised, I was going to build a blog of funny facebook statuses and images and update it daily. (I don't like to break my promises) The first 100 were posted (per my initial first post) Today starts day 1 of daily facebook updates for your enjoyment (from a dedicated facebook addict LOL)



Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

LOL Hope you had a chuckle. Don't forget to subscribe (Again, it's FREE) for your daily dose

Talk to ya tomorrow

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