Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Funny facebook status update for the day

It's Tuesday 40% of the work week finished (for those of us that work the whole 9 to 5, Monday thru Friday work week :-) Here is some funny stuff for facebook for the day Enjoy

Success is like a fart. It only bothers others when it is not their own


If you enjoyed, don't forget to read the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted.
Here is the link

Monday, January 30, 2012

Rumor funny facebook status



and just a random funny facebook status for today

WARNING: if you get a message asking if you like canned meat, don't open it. It's spam.

Don't forget to visit the original first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted for a good laugh. Happy Monday to You :-)
Here is the link to the first 100

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Funny Sunday Humor- Funniest facebooks pages are the best

It's always great to visit someone's facebook page who always has some humor posted on it. It can be like an internet carnival.

Keep your facebook page updated with funny stuff!!

Here are a few for the day:

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated

and a little Maxine for you. I LOVE Maxine. Whenever I feel down, I just google search funny maxine jokes and it cheers me up. A day without laughter is a day wasted


If you want to really laugh, check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted. Here is the link

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Different types of people on facebook

Just had to post this one. How true it is?? :-) enjoy


(Just click on picture to enlarge :-)

If you enjoyed this one, don't forget to check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted- Here is the link

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Who says facebook friends aren't real friends

Who says Facebook friends aren't real friends?..... They enjoy seeing you on line everyday..... Miss you when you're not there..... Send condolences when you lose a loved one..... Send you wishes on your birthday..... Enjoy the photos you post..... Put a smile on your face when you're down..... Make you laugh when you feel like crying...... Re-post if you are grateful for your Facebook friends



For some good giggles for today, don't forget to check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted- Below is the link to that post
100 Funny Facebook Status Updates

Monday, January 23, 2012

Some Random Funny Redneck Facebook Updates

Redneck Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gnna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up!

For all my redneck friends out there :-) Enjoy

Friday, January 20, 2012

Funny Facebook Status Update for today TGIF!!!

This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog


Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend.

Here is the link to the first 100 I posted
100 Funny Facebook Status Updates

Read the first 100 for some reading enjoyment :-)

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Just another random funny facebook status

The scariest moment in your life....when you go number 2 in someone else's bathroom and it flushes slowly so you don't know if you clogged it or not.

Funny facebook status update for the day - Enjoy

LMFAO, ROFL, LOL and you are clearly just sitting there, emotionless as a robot


Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Just a random facebook funny


For many other laughs, check out the main page of the blog
Here is the link to the main page

Funny Facebook Status for the Day

I told my children that I never want to be in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
So they unplugged my computer and poured out my wine

Monday, January 16, 2012

Funny facebook status stuff for the day

Just some funny stuff to put on your facebook status

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag (Bet I know where all your minds were going with this one LOL)


and in honor of Martin Luther King Jr today- Here's an inspirational quote to put on your facebook

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Just a random funny facebook status


I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn’t going to be the reason that I die

Just a couple random funny facebook statuses for the day :-) Happy Humpday

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Time for some new Funny Facebook Status Ideas

OK- So December was such a super busy month. I wasn't on the computer as much to post my funny stuff for facebook. I was hardly on facebook at all
:-( I missed it

That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious!


More to come- Stay tuned