Showing posts with label random funny facebook status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random funny facebook status. Show all posts

Monday, June 25, 2012

Just some random funny pics for facebook

Just some random funny pics for facebook











Check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates for some real laughs
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Enjoy




Sunday, June 3, 2012

Random facebook funnies- funny facebook shopping quotes

Some random funny facebook quotes about shopping




For many other funny facebook status updates, check out the main page of the blog and scroll around
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Monday, May 21, 2012

Funny foodstamp facebook status update

Funny foodstamp facebook status update


Your momma is so poor she licks food stamps for dinner

Q: What's a mexican fortune cookie A: A taco with a food stamp in it


Enjoy

For many other funny facebook status updates, check out the first 100 facebook status updates for some good laughs

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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Just some more random funny facebook status updates

Just some more random funny facebook status updates





Hope you enjoyed
Happy Humpday :-)
Check out the first 100 that I posted for many more laughs
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Some random stupid funny facebook status updates

Some random stupid funny facebook status updates
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Monday, April 23, 2012

Funny pregnancy facebook status update

Funny pregnancy facebook status update
For some laughs, check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted Here is the link back to that post Enjoy

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Just some random funny facebook status updates for today

Just some random funny facebook status updates for today





Hope you enjoyed

Check out the main page of the blog and scroll around for many, many more random funny facebook statuses
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Monday, April 9, 2012

The art of the funny facebook status

I came across this article while searching for some funny facebook status updates so thought I would reshare (giving credit to the author of course)

The Art of the Funny Facebook Status

Author: rellie lorenzo

You've joined Facebook, added your friends, and reconnected with the people you went to high school with (even those you don't remember). Bring it all together with humor. Trying to define what makes a funny Facebook status is like trying to define what makes anything funny. Good luck with that.

First, partake in a little self-examination: are you funny? Here's a hint—if people have consistently told you that you are funny, congratulations. You probably are. If, on the other hand, you rarely hear the phrase, "You are funny," or you hear it only from someone with a perplexed grimace on her face, then you might want to rethink your funny-Facebook-status plan. Quote poetry or inspirational affirmations instead.

Once you've established that you're plausibly funny, it's time to focus on status-writing. Why try for funny? Because Facebook is a much better experience when you make them laugh. Without humor, Facebook is an avalanche of cute-kid sayings, gourmet-meal photos, boastful travelogues, and ideological diatribes. Humor lightens the load. Be that essential person who cracks everyone up. They will all owe you one, whatever that entails. You set the terms.

It's generally easier to define what's not funny and then skew it accordingly. You can go for exaggeration—a common comedy approach. Or, if you have the genetic makeup for it, try absurdity. Just don't get too crazy, or you'll tip the scales into annoying. Facebook, with its myriad of pyramid-scheme-like games and meaningless quiz spam, is annoying enough. Don't add to the problem.

Here are a few typical Facebook status samples, with altered versions for comic effect.

Not funny: "Foofie is the cutest doggie in the whole world!!! I love my precious to pieces!!" (Who doesn't feel that way about the family pet? It's so generalized the meaning becomes vaporous.)

Better: "Foofie needs to learn that boobs are not stairs." (This is specific, slightly absurd, and yet somehow believable.)

Not funny: "Exhausted from work…is it Miller Time yet???" (No one wants to answer rhetorical questions, especially ones written by ad copywriters 25 years ago.)

Better: "Schnapps—it's not just for breakfast anymore." (Yes, it's exaggeration—we hope, for your sake—but turning clichés into improbable life philosophies is potential comic gold.)

Not funny: "Wah-la! Seared Foie Gras in 12 steps." [Posted with an image of a perfectly styled dinner.] (Now all your friends eating bowls of leftover popcorn will feel cruddy as you smugly gorge yourself.)

Better: "I just had a series of mishaps in the kitchen worthy of a Peter Sellers movie, circa 1968." (Invoking an archetypal comic genius with self-effacing imagery makes you everyone's clumsy, lovable friend, not a self-important twit.)

Not funny: "Placed in today's triathlon and featured in Runner's Weekly! Time for pizza, brews and hot tub, in that order!" (Tally up the polite congratulations in your comments, you dull-witted narcissist.)

Better: "Public Service Announcement. Attention male runners: I know it's hot, but I beg of you, please put your shirts back on. Thank you." (Now you're serving the community and everyone is with you, not rolling their eyes.)

Not funny: "Paris truly is lovely in the spring." (Everyone's jealous. Enjoy the vacation.)

Better: "My fake French accent isn't going over too well. Maybe if I shout more...?" (Embrace the ugly American stereotype—it's refreshing. Everyone can relate, and that's what social networking is all about.)

Facebook, though constantly updated with quotes and images, can sometimes feel a bit stale. Throw in an unexpectedly funny status at your discretion. Your friends will reward you with heartfelt LOLs.

Article Source: http://www.articlesbase.com/blogging-articles/the-art-of-the-funny-facebook-status-2430272.html

About the Author

Rellie Lorenzo is dedicated to helping others find success in life and in business.


and here are some funny facebook status updates for your Monday :-) Enjoy





Check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted for some more laughs
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Saturday, April 7, 2012

Happy Easter Fellow Facebook Lovers-Here are some funnies

Here are some funnies for you. Happy Easter





Hope you enjoyed. Check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted for some real laughs
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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Funny Dr. Seuss Facebook

Gotta love Dr. Seuss


Check out many more funny facebook status updates here

Some facebook funnies for the day


We Know Your Life Sucks, We Read About it Everyday on Facebook


No offense means I am about to insult you, but dont get mad.




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Monday, April 2, 2012

Some Monday funnies to avoid the Monday blues- Enjoy

Here are some Monday funny facebook status updates to chase away those Monday blues :-) A day without laughter is a day wasted





For some more laughs, check out the main page of this blog
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Live, Love, Laugh!!!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

and here are your random funny facebook status updates

Happy Humpday once again. As promised, here are some daily funnies for your enjoyment




A day without laughter is a day wasted

Check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted for some more giggles or just scroll through the different posts from the home page

Here are the first 100

Happy humpday to you!!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Another Hump Day and some more random hump day facebook statuses

Happy Hump Day once again fellow facebook lovers. Here are some random funny facebook status updates for your enjoyment (and a serious one also)

I have been "poked" so much this afternoon, I have bruises!!!





and this next one is a serious issue that is happening on facebook so beware


Hope you enjoyed your daily dose of funny stuff for facebook. To see more- click back to homepage and scroll through Here is the link

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Just some random funny facebook status updates

Just some random funny facebook status stuff for the day

Enjoy





Don't forget to visit the first 100 that I posted :-)
Here is the link