Friday, December 30, 2011

Inspirational Facebook Quote to Kick off 2012 in a Positive Mindset

OK so I saw this quote tonight on facebook and just loved it so I thought it is a great one to believe in to start off 2012--- Start off 2012 in a positive mindset!!

"It is what it is"....

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Yeah!! Tomorrow's Friday :-)

Here's an early TGIF and some funny stuff to update your facebook status with
Make your friends laugh

A Rapist entered Bedroom, Tied up Husband & Wife, kissed wife's ear & went 2 Bathroom.. Husband whispers to wife - "Satisfy him, or he will kill us. Be strong. I love u"! Wife - "He didn't kiss me, He whispered in my ear that he's gay, Needs Vaseline & I told him its in the Bathroom. So U be Strong, I love u too !!!!!


Monday, December 5, 2011

Good Facebook Status Ideas

Funny stuff for facebook for the day

If you didn't have a good day today than here's some inspiration
"May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch"

Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents she swallowed balls till she died.!!

(LOL- Just a little facebook humor for a Monday evening- A day without laughter is a day wasted) Hope my fb friends had a good Monday!!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Funny Facebook Status Updates

OK- so I needed to post some funny stuff for facebook today because I am having a crappy day and needed to laugh. My Iphone was stolen last night and I am in a lousy mood about it LOL but not going to keep festering on it. Just makes me mad when you work so hard to have nice things and lazy, ignorant people just think that it is OK for them to just steal them :-( Oh well, just reason for me to get a better one plus I know that Karma is a witch and that person will have something stolen from them that's even more valuable (that's the positive way of thinking I guess) OK- I've vented enough here you are Hope you all had a nice weekend

Dear Santa I've been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh...F*ck it, I'll buy my own sh#t.......

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me

"Some day I hope to be able to afford an the girl in front of me with the food stamps :("

and that one above is dedicated to the person that stole my cell phone at Harrington Casino in Delaware last night!!!!!