Monday, February 27, 2012

Some facebook funnies for a Monday

Hope everyone survived their Monday with the least amount of stress. It's time to laugh now L:) Here you go

Hope you enjoyed these. Go back to the main page and scroll around for some more funnies. (and don't forget to book mark us or save it to your favorites so you can easily come back and revisit :-)

Here is the link to the main page

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Some Sunday evening funnies (to help you kick start your Monday :-)

Hope everyone had a great weekend. I did. Spent lots of time with family and friends. (Priceless)


Don't forget to go back and visit the first 100 funny facebook status updates for some chuckles
Here is the link back to them

Friday, February 24, 2012

Thank God it's Friday- Here are some Friday Funnies :-)

Thank God it's Friday :-)
Here are some funnies for your friday Enjoy!

Have a great weekend fellow facebook lovers.

Don't forget to go back to the main page of the blog and save to your favorites or bookmark to come back and visit. Don't spend your valuable time searching the internet for funny stuff to put on your facebook page. I post funny stuff on this blog frequently for your enjoyment. Here is the link back to the main page. Again, your time is valuable and a day without laughter is a day wasted :-)

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Sorry I missed yesterday :-( Got crazy busy so here you go today

Happy hump day facebook lovers- One step closer to the weekend YEAH!! Here goes a few funnies for the night

If you liked these, visit my main page for more. Here is the link

Monday, February 20, 2012

Happy President's Day fellow facebook lovers

As promised, here is some random funny stuff to put on your facebook today

Stop acting like God's gift to women... The gift was the Orgasm, You're just the messenger boy

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

Enjoy- Don't forget to check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted for some good laughs. Here is the link

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Some funny toilet facebook status updates for today

If these gave you a laugh for today, check out the main page of my blog
Here is a link back to the main page

A day without laughter is a day wasted

Saturday, February 18, 2012

OK some more funnies for a Saturday

Here are some more funnies to make you laugh tonight

Check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted
Here is the link

LOL- It's amazing how one little facebook post can blow your page up

I have to laugh tonight. Do you wonder how many people actually read your posts on facebook? More than you probably think. Facebook can either make a person love you or hate you LOL. This morning, I was watching a tribute to Whitney Houston on TV. My husband came in and said something. As a playful post on facebook, I typed something directed at him and it's amazing the debate that one post caused today. In fact, I am going to post it for you (excluding names of the posters of course - For their own privacy)

My posts back will be in bold

My husband can be so rude at times LOL. I am watching the tribute to Whitney Houston on E this morning. (loved her music) and Tim says - Guess what honey? Whitney has been clean and sober for 7 days now :-( Than he says, she didn't fight for our country so not interested in watching about her life. This was my original post and below is the debate that continued

First poster said: Sad!!! May she rest in peace.

Second Post said: I agree with your man !

Third Post said: Yeah I doubt she died from an overdose because they only found xanax in her system. She probably had a heart atttack caused by her drug abuse from the past.

Fourth Post said: Sorry michelle I agree with your husband.
11 hours ago · Like.

My Post: I think the people that fight for our country definately do not get enough recognition. I agree with that. But just because somebody doesn't fight for our country doesn't mean that their death shouldn't be recognized. Whitney Houston had alot of beauty and talent and it is sad to see that wasted like that. I have never been in the military. I admire and respect everyone that is. In the same aspect, if I died, I wouldn't want people not to remember me because I didn't serve in the military. Every life is unique in it's own way
11 hours ago · Like.

Next Post: True Michelle. I have seen many people commenting about folks in the military that die while serving. First of all this has nothing in common with the death of Whitney. Secondly, people who serve made that decision they weren't drafted so they know what they are signing up for. ANY LIFE LOST regardless of how and why should be given the same respect.
11 hours ago · Unlike · 2.

Next Post: You are rite but it seems like when a star dies they get more recognized then our military.
11 hours ago · Like.

Next Post: Whitney chose a life of drugs and alcohol, does that make her a martor......Sorry can't agree with all the attention this is getting, especially flying flag @ half mast.......Frank Sinatra was from Hobokin NJ and never got this much air time when he died
11 hours ago · Like · 1.

Next Post: It is absolutely pathetic, that the state of New Jersey have there flags at half staff in honor of a drug addict. The soldiers that arrive dead here, don't even get a flag at half staff. The state of New Jersey should be ashamed of there self.
11 hours ago · Like · 1.

Next Post: Like I mentioned previously, they only found xanax in her system. It was prescribed to her. I'm telling you guys that she probably had a heart attack. Its your right to disagree with the media attention or to call her a drug addict but at the end of the day, we all have issues some more severe than others so it is cruel and unfair to disrespect someone after they pass. I'm sure many of you have addicts and alcoholics in your family that you love dearly and would defend til the death. Imagine how her family feels right now and how you would feel and stop with the hatred and low blows! Its tacky and classless!
11 hours ago · Unlike · 3.

Next Post: Plus Sinatra got plenty of headlines and media spots when he passed.
11 hours ago · Like.

I said: OK- I am not saying that our soldiers don't deserve more recognition. In the same respect, our soldiers also don't get the same attention as all these football players do. Sunday after Sunday, facebook is blowing up about football and the football players and I don't see anyone on facebook bitching about the fact that football gets more attention than our soldiers. It's society. Whitney Houston was a celebrity. Her voice was awesome. It's sad to see that she did things to harm her body (but come on, we all do. If you smoke, if you drink, If you take any type of prescription drug than you are doing something to harm your body) Does that mean that we don't deserve to be loved??? If people want to mourn her, that is their given right. I bet some of the same people sitting here complaining about Whitney's death getting attention wouldn't be doing the same thing if it was a celebrity or football player that they liked or enjoyed. If all these people are so worried about Whitney Houston's death getting more attention than our soldiers than I would like to see those same people take their time and money that they spend watching football and donate it to the troops. The football players aren't out there fighting for our country either. They are chasing a ball around a field but yet they still get much more attention and time than our military gets. Not trying to argue with anyone- but these are the facts.
11 hours ago · Like · 1.

Next Post: Wow Michelle you hit the nail on the head. Most comments related to her death are made out of sheer ignorance and hatred. God forbid if they should lose someone close to them.
10 hours ago · Like.

Next Post: I cant speak for everyone but I will say it is sad she is gone she had a amazing voice. On the other.hand as much as.i love football no player will ever be more important than the men and woman that give their lives for this country
10 hours ago · Like.

Next Post: I do take time and my hard working money and donate to the military people. I have spent time sending stuff to them. When I'm anywhere, if there is a military person there I will buy them lunch, dinner or so on. U struck the wrong nerve with me. Military is a big deal in my family. I guess I do more for soldiers than u can say u do, so watch what u say.
10 hours ago · Like.

I Post- Not trying to strike a nerve. I love, respect and admire our military. The whole point of my post has been lost. My father in law served over in afghanistan for 18 months. I am making a point. People are getting so much smack on facebook for saying something nice about Whitney Houston. Everyone is comparing Whitney Houston's death coverage to the lack of coverage our military gets. I agree that every soldier (whether they are alive or dead deserves our fullest attention, they deserve everything. I am just saying that football gets more attention on facebook than our troops do. People have a right to talk about things that they enjoy. so for the people giving other people a hard time because they posted something about Whitney Houston in a positive way shouldn't be doing that. This has nothing to do about my feelings for people that serve for our country. It has to do with people having the right to talk about stuff they are interested in. Just the same as facebook blows up every Sunday about football
10 hours ago · Like · 1.

I post: and I'm not saying that people on here don't donate time and money to our military. I am not saying that the people posting do not care about our military. I am saying that if people want to talk about Whitney Houston, they have the right and shouldn't be downed for it. Just the same as the football lovers on here do.
10 hours ago · Like · 1.

Next Post: Guess what....opinions are like assholes .......everyone has one. Its called the fifth amendment ....freedom of speech.....its what our soldiers fight for ...everyone has demons, unfortunately she lost her life to hers....any lose of life is sad ...
9 hours ago · Unlike · 4.

I said Well said (and that person's name) :-))
9 hours ago · Like · 1.

Next Post: Swag!
8 hours ago · Like.

Next Post:Im a military brat...and I read this and understood what you meant. I saw more post about the penn state coach dieing...then I did about Whitney. I dont think she was a hero...I thought she had a beautiful voice. I loved her in the movies she was in. Her music was a big part of my childhood. Im still shocked that she is gone. I think they should fly the flag half mast in Jersey. She gave them alot of pride being from there. Yea...she had a drug problem. At least she admitted it...and got help. Its not like she saw a kid being molested and just told her bosses about it...and nothing else. I thought it was brave of you to post this Michelle...I really do. Im sorry people took it so wrong. I understood what you meant...and your apology after this post was sweet...but not necessary for some of us..I also think that more things should be done for our military...and I doubt there will ever be enough thanks giving to them...especially when they risk their life for our freedom.
8 hours ago · Unlike · 4.

Next Post True, never apologize for what you believe in.
7 hours ago · Unlike · 1

Ok so that was the first facebook debate for today. So than I thought about it and thought that I may have offended some people so I post a new post on my facebook

Here goes this one
OK- Let me apologize if I offended anyone this morning. What started as a playful post directed towards my husband turned into a big debate :-( I was in no way saying that our troops don't deserve more coverage because they absolutely do. I was watching a tribute to Whitney Houston this morning and Tim told me to turn that crap off. She didn't fight for our country so doesn't deserve coverage so my response to him was that the football players don't fight for our country either (but they still get alot of coverage) He is a football fanatic and I was just making a contradiction to his statement to me. It was in no way meant to down anyone or anyone's love for our military :-(

(This is the apology post that the one poster was talking about)

Than I posted this one

It is astonishing to me that when somebody dies, people are so quick to pick them apart for their faults and focus on those faults but forget about all the person's good and strong qualities also. Hate to be the bearer of bad news but there is not a person in this world that is perfect. We all have made mistakes. We also all have good qualities in us as well. When somebody dies, it's a tragedy. The good things that they did in life deserve to be recognized and remembered. That is what a funeral is about. Celebrating a person's life- Not to tear them apart for their flaws. Whitney Houston paid the ultimate price for her flaws- She lost her life. Does that make her a horrible person? NO!! If it does than guess what, we are all horrible people. SMH RIP Whitney. Your music will truly be missed. My sympathy goes out to her family and friends and everyone suffering alot of pain because of her death

and here goes the responses LOL I love facebook. I love it more for posting funny statuses. It's amazing though the response I get just by posting something on my own wall. These posts came today from something my husband had said and watching people bash the coverage that Whitney Houston's death was getting (and boy did I get people fired up LOL)

First Post: THANK YOU!!!!
7 hours ago · Unlike · 1.

Second Post: I like that.
7 hours ago · Like.

Thirst Post: Agreed I lost a brother to drugs and anyone who thinks that it is so easy to just drop drugs must be on then. I watched him over and over for years plead for help but with no insurance he could get no help. Im my eyes he was still one of the best people ever, RIP Whitney...
7 hours ago · Unlike · 1.

I said: I lost my own brother to drugs as well. I am just aggravated about all these people downing Whitney. Yes, she made mistakes and she paid the price for it. Alcohol is also a drug but alot of people drink it. Do they deserve not to be recognized for their good they did in life when they die because they did something that wasn't good for them? People can be so fickle- It's ridiculous Actually, not ridiculous- It's sad!! It's sad that people can have such one sided thinking
7 hours ago · Like · 1.

Next Post: People do it to others even before they die!! So judgmental and hypocritical...
7 hours ago · Unlike · 1.

I said: So true .
7 hours ago · Like.

Next Post: The difference is, you have people in our own city who at one time were great mothers and great fathers. People that were on top of the world at one point in their life. Something tragic happened and they turned to drugs as an escape. They lost everything including their life! It happens everyday. Anyone feel bad for them? Of course not! They didn't play in a movie or sing on the radio! This was her choice! She chose to live the life she did and now her daughter has what? Everyone has problems in their life! You have to choose how to deal with them. Do I feel bad she passed? Yes. Does she deserve the praise she is getting? Nope.
6 hours ago · Like.

Next Post: Remember, everyone has an opinion. If you put it out there, expect it to be picked apart. I don't agree with all the praise so I choose not to watch it.
6 hours ago · Like.

I said but (that person's name), that is how our society is. I'm not saying that it's right and I'm not saying that everyone shouldn't be recognized. If I know about the people that this happens to, I do feel sorry for them. Yes, she chose to live the life that she did and she paid the price. In the same respect, half of these football players that get all the praise they get don't deserve it either but it happens because they are celebrities. I definately respect everyone's opinion and I have seen so many posts by people on their own facebook walls this past week that I hated and wanted to dispute but didn't Why? because they have a right to their opinion and they posted it on their own walls. My beliefs were posted on my own wall. People will read it or they wont. Some will agree with me and some will disagree. I respect that.
6 hours ago · Like.

Next Post: Sometimes u just have to agree to disagree!!!!
6 hours ago · Unlike · 1.

I said: Agreed!!!! LOL
6 hours ago · Like.

Next Post: But....I agree with Michelle ....lmao
6 hours ago · Unlike · 1.

Next Post: Here is a good example....everyone was soooooo forgiving of Michael Vick after he was found guilty of orchestrating a huge dog fighting ring that cost soooooo many dogs their lives.....but that was ok because "my god....he can throw a football...and he did his time in prison and what he does in his spare time shouldn't be held against what a talented football player he is"...blah blah blah blah blah.....when then the same holds true for Whitney.....
6 hours ago · Like.

I said: AMEN!!!!!!!! Thank you Tricia :-)
6 hours ago · Unlike · 1.

Next Post Whoop whoop....
6 hours ago · Unlike · 1.

Next Post: Ok, not everyone was forgiving of Vick. He should still be in prison. I don't care what he can throw.
6 hours ago · Unlike · 2.

I said: OK guys I have to go get ready to throw a ball myself tonight haha (well roll a ball or whatever) (I had to get ready for bowling and honestly had enough debate time for a day LOL)
6 hours ago · Like · 1.

Next Post: I feel like Vick paid the time that he was given even though what he did was wrong. But he served what they gave him. Poor Whitney obviously had a problem but God bless her and may she RIP, it was really none of our business anyway...
24 minutes ago · Like

I only just shared that with you because I only wish that people paid as much attention to me in real life as they do to my facebook posts LOL Gotta LOVE FACEBOOK

and on another note: Here are some funnies

Have a great weekend

Visit the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted for some good laughs Here is the link

Friday, February 17, 2012

Your daily dose of humor I love fridays and I love facebook :-)

OK- It's finally here FRIDAY!!! Here is some random funny stuff for facebook to kick off your weekend. Hope you enjoy :-) Have a great weekend fellow facebook lovers.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience ... well, that comes from poor judgment

If you enjoyed these and want to see more, check out the main page of the blog. Here is the link (to save you time from searching- Time is valuable!! and a day without laughter is a day wasted)

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Funny facebook status updates for today

Well it's almost Friday YEAH!! (and a 3 day weekend for President's Day :-)

Here are some funnies for the day

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does?

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

Hope you enjoyed- Link back to the main page and browse around for hundreds of more funny facebook status updates Here is the link

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

and here are your random funny facebook status updates

Happy Humpday once again. As promised, here are some daily funnies for your enjoyment

A day without laughter is a day wasted

Check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted for some more giggles or just scroll through the different posts from the home page

Here are the first 100

Happy humpday to you!!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Just some more funny Valentines Facebook Updates

Just a few more Valentines funnies

A day without laughter is a day wasted

Visit the first 100 that I posted for some more laughs- Here is the link

Funny Stupid Facebook Facts for the day

Only do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in This World do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in this banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

Only in this world we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in this we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..

Only in this world they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the eedle for lethal injections?

You know that ndestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

For some good laughs, check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted Here is the link

Happy Valentines Day- Here are some Valentine Treats Enjoy

Happy, Happy Valentines Day to each of you

Check out more on the main page- Here is the link

Monday, February 13, 2012

Happy Valentines Day (a little early :-)

Happy Valentines Day to all my online friends

Check out more funny Valentines facebook status updates- Here is the link to the main page

Funny Facebook Statuses for a Monday

Here you go

Hope you enjoyed

Check out the main page and scroll through to see more
Here is the link

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Jennifer Hudson facebook post

Jennifer Hudson gave me inspiration tonight :-)
As are millions of other people tonight, I am watching the Grammies. Let me just say that they could not have picked someone more fitting than Jennifer Hudson to sing for Whitney Houston (RIP Whitney). As I am watching this show, I am also on facebook. A facebook friend of mine just posted the following (I am copying and pasting their post) These are not my words

"Jenifer Hudson has no right to sing this song, not even close vocally to Whitney! Whatever Whitney was as a person she was one a the greatest voices ever and you ms Hudson are not! Nice try though! I'm a rock dude but I always understood the magnatude of Whitneys talent and it's a shame that when she finally started to really let that voice loose she also discovered demons that live with in so many us! So a huge voice in such a week person, who will ever forget "Crack is whack" on 60 minutes? I don't ever think it's a tragedy when shit like this happens just a waste!"

This post outraged me. First of all, Weak in this aspect of the post is not spelled "week" but more importantly, Jennifer Hudson is the furthest from weak. I couldn't think of a better person to sing for Whitney. I have always loved Whitney Houston's music. Jennifer Hudson has overcome so much tragedy in her life. Just 4 years ago, her mother, brother and nephew were brutally murdered. Do you see her sitting back, doing drugs etc and making a mess of her life because she had a bad childhood or she has suffered a horrible tragedy? NOOO!! Jennifer Hudson is someone that our youth should be admiring. She grew up poor, suffered such tragadies and is doing good. She's strong. She's admirable. She is someone that I would want my own 13 year old daughter to look up to. She has shown the world that your past does not determine your future. Jennifer Hudson, I admire you. I respect you. You deserve to make millions because you are an awesome role model. Whitney Houston would have been proud of you singing her song tonight. Great job Jennifer!

I didn't post a response on that person's facebook page (simply because facebook is a social networking site and people should be able to voice their opinions) and honestly, I have learned throughout my life to pick my battles. I don't talk politics, I don't talk stuff like this directly. So, I am venting here on my blog LOL.

RIP Whitney Houston!

For some funny random facebook stuff, check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted Here is the link

Funny facebook status updates for the day

*Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

*says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service) lol


If you would like to see more funny stuff for facebook, check out the first 100 that I posted Here is a link back to that post

Saturday, February 11, 2012

A funny Valentines facebook status update

Happy Early Valentines Day. Here is a funny valentine facebook status update that I saw so just thought I would share Enjoy

and just some other random funnies for the night

Hope that you enjoyed. If you wish to see some more funny stuff for facebook, just go back to the main page of the blog and scroll through. Hundreds of funnies for your viewing enjoyment. Here is the link

A day without laughter is a day wasted