Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Funny Stupid Facebook Facts for the day

Only do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in This World do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in this world.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

Only in this world ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in this world...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..

Only in this world .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the eedle for lethal injections?

You know that ndestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

For some good laughs, check out the first 100 funny facebook statuses that I posted Here is the link

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