Happy President's Day fellow facebook lovers

As promised, here is some random funny stuff to put on your facebook today
Enjoy

Stop acting like God's gift to women... The gift was the Orgasm, You're just the messenger boy

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

Enjoy- Don't forget to check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted for some good laughs. Here is the link
http://mostfunnyfacebookstatus.blogspot.com/2011/10/why-post-funny-facebook-statuses.html