Sunday, December 4, 2011

Funny Facebook Status Updates

OK- so I needed to post some funny stuff for facebook today because I am having a crappy day and needed to laugh. My Iphone was stolen last night and I am in a lousy mood about it LOL but not going to keep festering on it. Just makes me mad when you work so hard to have nice things and lazy, ignorant people just think that it is OK for them to just steal them :-( Oh well, just reason for me to get a better one plus I know that Karma is a witch and that person will have something stolen from them that's even more valuable (that's the positive way of thinking I guess) OK- I've vented enough here you are Hope you all had a nice weekend

Dear Santa I've been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh...F*ck it, I'll buy my own sh#t.......

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me

"Some day I hope to be able to afford an iPhone...like the girl in front of me with the food stamps :("


and that one above is dedicated to the person that stole my cell phone at Harrington Casino in Delaware last night!!!!!

Enjoy!!

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