New funny facebook status for the day
When someone tells you to, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it
Son: Dad, this boy in school keeps calling me gay.. Dad: Are you stupid? Why don`t you just beat him up? Son: I can`t, he`s too cute.
Don't forget to check out the first 100 funny facebook status updates that I posted for some good laughs
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